It’s not fucking ‘climate change’

The politicising of global warming remains the most self-destructive events in human history, up there with nuclear proliferation, systemic genocide, the age of hyper-consumerism, and the over-reliance of credit and banking.

Should aliens hurtling through the cosmos come across our ball of dirt and water decide to be hostile or subjugate us, as we do to inferior beings and even other humans on our own planet, will there be some jackass host on Fox News offering a banal yell-louder-than-the-guest dismissal?

Will drug companies and gold-hoarding companies offer top-dollar for ads blaming the Liberals for the looming destruction, panic, and eventual erasure of the human race?

Stop calling it climate change, stop enabling the normalisation of sophistry. There’s nothing more to say about it. It’s not climate change, change is generally good and sought after, it’s global warming. It’s the destruction of habitats and the death of billions of animals and people and the end of the world as we know it.

The Earth is dying and craven, nihilist millionaires want nothing more than to hold down the (nearly extinct) tuna tartar they just devoured enough to focus on the blowjob they paid for without shitting themselves. Not billionaires, not villainous action movie antagonists, not despots or even the dastardly Vladimir Putin.

Everyone who doesn’t remind everyone else that the Earth is DYING is complicit. So don’t call it ‘climate change’, call it global warming and remind everyone what’s at stake. If they ignore it, shit on their tuna tartar.

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