iBacon

A true underdog story of might and vigor.

One day I want a device that allows me to not only procure tastey meat treats made from the belly of cochon, but I also want to know who likes shoat.

Wouldn’t you be more enlightened to walk by a fellow human and receive a push message about their interests in fat back or chicharrón?

The mere fact that your proximity to said human sharing the same interests as you connects you to a deep vein of life within the charcuterie of pork products is highly intoxicating.

Imagine also being able to walk by a hole in the wall (but highly innovative) establishment and having them ping your device to let you know they have 5% off Basil Boar Lozenges is something seemingly out of a PKD novel.

Or sitting down to a lovely meal prepared by your loving spouse who checked the wafer on the pork chops before she cooked it to see it’s full cycle of life, death and shipment. Est-il bon? Oui , il est très bon.

Well, I have this solution for you.

The ability to know and be known with very little expense to personal privacy is upon us.

I call this product:

Introducing iBacon.

The worlds first and only solution to allow local notifications to all things Pork. A futuristic technology hyper focused on meats.

In our tests we have seen an amazing amount of data being slurped up by our elastic data store which allows us to circumnavigate the vast plains of the senses. More to come on that.

We are still in the Alpha phase but if you would like to follow the adventure we are here wheresbacon as well as sharing/recommending this post with others.

*this is a metaphorical story for other things.