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I blame videogames for this. Young millenial men angry that they cannot spam pickup lines at women until they find one that works are the same ones who get angry when videogames give them a limited number of lives before they have to start over. “I FIND YOUR GENERAL CONCEPT OF STARTING A RELATIONSHIP TO BE UNFORTUNATELY WEDDED TO A COIN-OP PARADIGM IN A FREEMIUM WORLD, SARAH,” they impotently shout at their phones.

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