Literary Rejection Email Salutations To Use Instead of “Dear Writer”
Charlie Scaturro

Or in my case…

  • Dear Uh, really?
  • Dear Haven’t you been rejected enough already?
  • Dear No one wants to read about your childhood struggle with the death of your pet rat, Axel
  • Dear Jackass who thinks she’s funny
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