Trust Me

The Wisdom of President Trump

Nobody reads the Bible more than me.

I know more about renewables than any human being on Earth.

Nobody can do it like me.

Nobody’s stronger than me.

Nobody loves the Bible more than I do.

There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

Nobody builds walls better than me.

Nobody’s better to people with disabilities than me.

Nobody’s fighting for the veterans like I’m fighting for the veterans.

There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality as I have.

There’s nobody more pro-Israel than I am.

There’s nobody more conservative than I am

There’s nobody that respects women more than I do.

Nobody would be tougher on ISIS than Donald Trump.

Nobody’s ever had crowds like Trump has had.

Nobody understands the horror of nuclear better than me.

Nobody even understands it but me, it’s called devaluation.

The sale of the uranium that nobody knows what it means, I know what it means.

Nobody knows more about trade than me.

Nobody has better toys than I do.

Nobody knows the game better than I do.

Nobody’s, in the history of this country, has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump.

I know the H1B. I know the H2B. Nobody knows it better than me.

Nobody knows politicians better than I do.

Nobody knows more about taxes than I do.

Nobody knows more about debt than I do.

Nobody knows the system better than me.

I understand social media. I understand the power of Twitter. I understand the power of Facebook maybe better than almost anybody, based on my results, right?

Nobody knows more about debt. I’m like the king. I love debt

I think nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world. Nobody knows more about taxes.

Nobody knows more about taxes than I do — and income than I do.

Nobody knows banking better than I do.

I understand money better than anybody.

Nobody knows jobs like I do! Don’t let them sell you out!

I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.

I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly. The whole age of the computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what’s going on.

I am the least anti-Semitic person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism, the least racist person.

There is nobody that feels stronger about the intelligence community and the CIA than Donald Trump. There’s nobody.”

About the CIA, “I love you, I respect you, there’s nobody I respect more.”

Nobody will dare question our military might again.

And I love the First Amendment; nobody loves it better than me. Nobody.

I have to tell you, it’s an unbelievably complex subject. Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated.

It’s in my blood. I’m smart. Great marks. Like really smart

In terms of achievement, I think I’d give myself an A. Because I think I’ve done great things.

About tax returns: “I don’t mind releasing. I’m under a routine audit. And it’ll be released. And as soon as the audit’s finished, it will be released.”

This administration is running like a fine-tuned machine.