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Ok, can we agree that the feel good phrase “the size of the boat..blah blah blah” was first uttered by a male? When it comes to doing the sex I am a firm believer in honesty above all else. I have NEVER faked an orgasm. It has to be earned, and a clever enough person might even find the “multi-switch.” And I will quickly follow that up with: Of course size matters. Especially in the ocean. You don’t have to be on an aircraft carrier but dayum you aren’t going to get anywhere on a dinghy! Although the motion may cause seasickness. Dramamine, anyone?

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