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Chris Yanda

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The Penny Pub

Love at First Sight

A 60-year love story

Feb 12, 2024

Two pictures of the same woman. The one on the left is in black and white and she is aged about 20. The one on the right is in color and she is aged about 80.

Feb 12, 2024

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MuddyUm

What It’s Really Like To Ride in a Waymo Driverless Car

Or how a robot almost convinced my wife to kill me

Jan 8

A man and a woman sitting inside a car. There is no one in the driver’s seat.

Jan 8

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The Narrative Arc

Lies My Wife Told Me

A true story about a magic box and a broken butt

Jan 29, 2024

A black and white photo of a short-haired dancer rolling across a stage upside-down on an office chair. She is wearing calf-high, horizontally striped socks.

Jan 29, 2024

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Published in
MuddyUm

Why Dogs Don’t Read

An explanation from my loyal companion

Feb 4, 2024

A sign saying “dog library” on a tree with a pile of sticks in front of it

Feb 4, 2024

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Published in
The Narrative Arc

Trading Love Notes With My Wife

A true story of romance, subterfuge, and penguins

Nov 24, 2023

A note from my wife which reads, “Doing great. Knitting and watching lovely films. Do not be guilty. Enjoy! Love you very much!”

Nov 24, 2023

Published in
Age of Empathy

Silver Linings in a Cloudy Year

Cancer means cookies

2d ago

A bag with a shark on it, a bag of chicken feet, some biscuits, some cupcakes, and a fake bottle of Hungarian Wine.

2d ago

Published in
Wordsmiths’ Weekly

Ten Things I’m Grateful for Right Now

The usual — dogs, flowers, death

3d ago

A dog stands looking at the camera on a path with five-year-old trees planted along either side of it.

3d ago

Published in
MuddyUm

Not Everything in Your Brain Has To Come Out Your Mouth

Words to the wise

4d ago

One treeplanter annoying another one by talking too much.

4d ago

Published in
Fiction Shorts

Skunk Tamers Get No Respect

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Feb 26

A man in a red coat holds a rope by a skunk while a man in a tee shirt looks on.

Feb 26

Published in
the Challenged

Romaine-Lettuce Wrestling

And other trivia

Feb 12

Two treeplanting cooks wearing parsley on their heads. One is holding a bouquet of parsley as well.

Feb 12

Chris Yanda

Chris Yanda

I am sometimes hilarious and always from Canada. I live in the UK now. I find being alive fascinating. Editor for MuddyUm and Contemplate.

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