16 Reasons Why You Should Go to Prom with Me. ( Sic Pic Included)

1. I’m not that ugly.
2. I work out once a month.
3. But I’m willing to double that.
4. I’m artsy, therefore in touch with my feminine side.
5. I dress nice everyday to impress you.
6. I’ll make you feel beautiful.
7. We look good as hell together.
8. My eyes are small, yours are huge, we complete each other.
9. I accept you and all your addictions (bananas).
10. I’m Asian.
11. We’d break race barriers. (Sorry Mom we say yes to curry).
12. You must be getting tired of Mejas shit.
13. I like making you laugh and you like laughing.
14. Seriously I love making you laugh and you laugh at everything.
15. I give out clementines and say “cuties for cuties” with a smile.
16. I have good hair.

Quick shout out to my editor Charly Elsworth and thanks to Jewrud who stuck it out even though he was so sickly.