He has the sense of humor of an intellectually-stunted corpse… wrapped in plastic and weighed down with cinder blocks, at the bottom of a river.
25 Pretty-Fucking-Obvious Signs That He’s Not “the One.”
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Loved this line ❤ Hilarious as always.

I have an addition for you — When you ask him to help you open a too-tight-jar, he does it and then flexes his muscles at you; and invites you to touch and see how strong he is. Or if at the slightest excuse, he shows off his ‘muscles’.

On a side note, I’ve actually had one guy tell me — with a straight face — that he wanted to join the military because he wanted to be macho. I am very proud that I didn’t laugh at him, well, not right away.

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