Unlike most plebeians, I was born with the ability to mesmerize a crowd.

I was giving TED Talks while I was still sleeping with a teddy bear and I destroyed my kindergarten class president…

Americans Spend Twice as Much on Their Pets Than They Do on Cyber Security

The most revealing moment of the debate

The bathroom in my house locks from the outside — if you close the door as you’re leaving, whoever’s inside is trapped. I can think of several fates worse than death, and one of them involves being locked in a fraternity house bathroom.