Everything Josh H has written about Game of Thrones
- Season 8 Recaps
II. Articles from 2019
III. Season 7 Episode Recaps (7)
IV. Bran Stark is NOT the Night King Articles (3)
V. Articles on Hodor/Willis from 2016 (2)
VI: Season 6 (2 Compendiums)
VII. All Other Articles from 2017 (19 and counting)
I. Season 8 Episode Recaps:
"Hello Big Brother" Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5 "The Bells"
Had to get one more Python joke in there before the end of the season. Okay, so what did bother me. WHAT IN THE HELL…
"Vomiting Is Not Celebrating" Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 4 "The Last of the Starks"
What in the holy hell is Daenerys thinking? She lost half of her troops (or more), her troops are exhausted, one of her…
"Tell Them To Lift Their Swords" Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 3 "The Long Night"
It is incredible to see the end of the Night King come from the "dagger that started it all" as Bran once called it…
"How Do You Know There Is An Afterwards" Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 2 "A Knight of the Seven…
Jaime is back at Winterfell, apparently as we find out later because he wanted to give up everything to serve under…
"I Guess That's Why You're Still Alive" Game Of Thrones Season 8 Episode 1 "Winterfell"
Okay, virtually every single living and breathing person in the history of the entire show not named Cersei Lannister…
II. Articles from 2019 (in reverse order)
Was Tyrion Finally Being Smart Again?
Considering Tyrion’s Season 8 Episode 4 speech to Cersei in context
III. Season 7 Episode Recaps:
Iron v. Dragon: Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 1: Dragonstone (HBO)
Cersei goes out of her way to emphasize that family no longer unites them the way it used to (the children they shared…
The Red Badge of Theon (Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 2: Stormborn)
One of the problems of the plans of "clever men" is that they are often too clever by half (couldn't resist). For…
Low Strategy In Highgarden: Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 3: The Queen's Justice (HBO)
Oh, last but not least, Tyrion explains in a long section of exposition, that he knew Cersei would expect the Casterly…
Daenerys + Drogon = Death: Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 4: The Spoils of War (HBO)
It is a bit odd that as Bran has transitioned into the three-eyed crow (or raven) that he has become so much different…
Just Another Clever Plan From Tyrion?: Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 5: Eastwatch (HBO)
I read so many recaps where people talked about the emotional reunions between Sansa and Arya (and between Sansa, Arya…
Night King, Longclaw, and Dragons : Game Of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6: Beyond The Wall (HBO)
Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 "Beyond The Wall" involves magnificent sacrifices, exposes monumental betrayals, and…
Neither Snow nor Sand: Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 7 "The Dragon and the Wolf" (HBO)
"The Dragon and the Wolf" includes betrayals (big and small), reunions, and legendary theories verified for once and…
IV. Stories Answering the Bran Stark = The Night King Theory (In Chronological Order)
Why Bran Stark Is not the Night King
Unless Benioff and Weiss Really Don’t Care About Logic
Jesus H. R.R. Martin, Bran Stark Cannot Time Travel
For Goodness Sakes Media, Stop Trolling Theories You Don’t Research
V. Other Writing About the Hodor/Willis Incident (from 2016)
#GOT S6 EP5 Part One: George R.R. Martin Has Jokes (or RIP Hodor)
George R.R. Martin has jokes, or at least the puns (or at least the one "really big" pun). In addition, I explain what…
#GoT S6 EP5 Part Two: Plays Within Plays, Prophecies, and Holding Doors
Here is Part Two of my Recap (yes, I said recap) of Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 5: The Door The one where I finish…
VI. Season 6 Recaps
The Complete #OPS Guide to Season Six Of Game Of Thrones
Aired On: 5/22/2016 Recap Title: Part One - George R.R. Martin Has Jokes (or RIP Hodor) Part Two - Plays Within Plays…
VII. Writing On All Other Season 7 Topics (In Chronological Order, the most recent last)
Season 7 GoT Trailer Teases "Cleganebowl" Might Finally Erupt #WinterIsHere
It would certainly not be impossible to see Cersei going crazy and unleashing Ser Robert Strong in response to the…
Ed Sheeran, Why Does Anyone Care About This Game Of Thrones Cameo Again?
So, during the Game of Thrones Season 7 premiere, there was a ton of real drama.
The Down Low with Iron v. Dragons (Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 1)
Every week, I write a recap of Game of Thrones on my blog OnPirateSatellite.com here are the highlights for Season 7…
Game of Thrones Better Raise Their Logic Game Tonight
Things Have Been Getting Pretty Silly in Westeros Lately
The ‘Game of Thrones’ Abandonment Blues
The Ringer and the end of Engagement Communities (and my pledge)
Is George R.R. Martin to Blame for 2017 Game of Thrones?
Who’s Driving the Dragon towards the series finale?
Is Arya Really at War with Sansa?
Could Arya Be Playing a ‘Game of Sisters’ at Littlefinger’s expense?
Game of Thrones, CNN, and Speech
How CNN (and other media outlets) Troll, Use, and Discipline Fans
The Dragon and the Wolf: Community of Thrones
What Issues Were Raised By Season 7 Episode 7
Spoilers, Slate, and Silliness
There Used to be Something Called an Editor (I could use one too)
Nope, Sansa Stark Isn’t In Trouble
Well, not more than anyone else in Westeros (see Night King)
Glad Professors Aren’t Generals
VOX uses Game of Thrones to totally discredit Political Science
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