“Fancy” Parody

Kiss some cheeks I’m a genius
Buy up cheese like it’s a business
Perfumed as a rose, is there a witness
I can Vogue this town, like la ville Paris she’s my mistress
No doubt I kill with looks like this
If they play they got a death wish
Eat some Brie, eat some Bleus d’avergne
eat some Compté this cheese can’t be dissed
Tasting all the wine, there goes my paycheck
excuse my French dirty as krav maga
Gifle like I’m takin you to the fac
got hooks so hard it’s a love act

Cognac stillin you should taste that
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I’m so Francy, you already know
I live the life everybody wants to lead
I’m so Francy you already know
L’homme qui sait deux langues en vaut douuugghhhhh-o-o-o

PS I’m an ascetic who has lived in poverty most of the past several months and I haven’t been able to afford to go out with friends and I have avoided it with just a few exceptions. Therefore this parody is not to be construed as having any relation to real life. Just to be clear.