Mom’s quotes

Yue Ou
Yue Ou
Aug 9, 2017 · 1 min read

First of all, my mom is awesome, and I do think she’s the best mom in the world like every one of you. Sometimes my mom says stuff which I’m used to, but my friends find it hilarious. So I decided to write it down.

  • I was bitten by mosquitos and my mom said, “you have so much chubs it doesn’t hurt much to sacrifice a bit, does it? (你这么多肉被蚊子咬两口也不要紧的咯)”
  • I went shopping with my mom, everytime when something doesn’t fit or doesn’t look good, my mom says, “if you were thinner everything would look perfect on you. (你要是瘦一点的话穿什么都好看)”
  • Everytime I get tripped by something on the road my mom says, “can’t you even walk?! (路都不会走啊)”. But when she gets tripped she says, “This damn road is so bumpy! (这破路怎么这样的啦)”
  • I’ve been eating cookies and cakes my entire life for breakfast because my mom thinks it’s healthy and nutritious. After I learned that it’s unhealthy and told her I don’t want cookies and cakes for breakfast anymore, she said, “how did you become this picky? (现在怎么这么挑啊)”
  • One day I was like “I think I’m gaining weight.” My mom was like “yeah you are pretty fat! (是蛮胖的)”
left: me right: my mom

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