I have recently got a flashback from the past…
When I was a kid, I was playing in a sand pit. I was digging sand, and as I was shovelling more of it, I stumbled across something a little bit hard, but not rock hard. So I grabbed it with my hands. It smelled really bad. As I squeezed it clumsily, I realised that it nothing but a huge turd.
That event has stuck in the back of my mind ever since, and it has somehow emerged onto this page almost 25 years later.
One day, I will have to dig in a sand pit with my bare hands, to challenge that flashback.