Dear President Stephen Bannon (2)

c/o So-called President Donald Trump

It’s not going well. Everyone’s watching. America is ashamed and alarmed, the world is amused and concerned. Ratings are way down, headed for the dustbin of reality show castoffs. I do have a question — how do any of you sleep at night? After the lies and the spin and the Machiavellian machinations that harm real people, every single day, how do any of you tuck in and settle into sweet slumber? I’m guessing none of you do. You all look a little rough. Beef up the staff in hair and makeup, maybe, or save your pennies for those lawyers. Show’s almost over. When the Mad King returns from his Winter Palace, break it gently to him. He’s sensitive.