First of all, this ‘not going to the thing’ thing is my absolute favorite thing, so we share that.
The ‘heart-shaped face’ thing — a boy who was in love with me in the 7th grade, in that way that only 7th grade boys can be in love with anyone, threw me over for a girl with — and he actually told me this — a “heart-shaped face”. It’s a scar now. A 7th grade, heart-shaped scar that I had forgotten until now. Thanks.
And finally, the ‘sex’ tag. I’m waiting for the essay about why this one deserved the ‘sex’ tag. I’m very patient.