Zack PrimeSoon enough.If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the…Jun 22, 2021Jun 22, 2021
Zack PrimeAh, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.”Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by…Jun 22, 2021Jun 22, 2021
Zack PrimeAlderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is.Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her…Jun 22, 2021Jun 22, 2021
Zack PrimeBut existing is basically all I do!It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Soothe us with sweet lies. I’ll get my kit! Nay, I respect and…Jun 21, 2021Jun 21, 2021
Zack PrimeWell, how’d you become king, then?Well, we did do the nose. Why do you think that she is a witch? …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Burn her anyway! You don’t…Jun 21, 2021Jun 21, 2021
Zack PrimeIt’s only a model.Burn her! We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m…Jun 21, 2021Jun 21, 2021