“I used to pocket beans from the salad bar in the dining room, plant them, put them in my one solitary window, and grow the vines.” Really? They were still viable after being boiled and made edible? Oh, you must mean you got them BEFORE they were part of the salad bar. Maybe from the kitchen. Right?
Sorry to be picky, but this really jumped out at me and caused me to go “Huh?” Otherwise, nice post. We have six chickens, moveable lawn ornaments. We love them.