ZalI quit my job to become a billionaireIt did not work. Not only did it not work, but now I owe money. A lot of money. Here are the people I owe money to:May 21May 21
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ZalSalary of Chef Data ScientistsThe salary of a Chef Data Scientist can range from a low of $0 to a high of $1bn, the former of you are unemployed, the latter if you are…Feb 26, 2023Feb 26, 2023
ZalZal’s Guide to Loops in PythonThey say that a good programmer knows how to write code. A great programmer knows how to write code backwards. The best coders, the TOPGUN…Dec 31, 2022Dec 31, 2022
ZalZal’s Guide to Writing SongOften whilst out in the park fiddling with my fiddle stick some jaunty tunes, gayly gazing about me at the soft verdant pastures of grass…Dec 29, 2022Dec 29, 2022
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