CAT’S PLAN ON CONTROLLING THE WORLD

As I was reading news in my humans laptop. I was pretty disappointed to learn that cows are taking control of the world.They now have their own gow rakhsak army which seems pretty dumb and merciless. They have laws passed in favor of them. And from what i gather their lives are considered more worthy than humans.

Human do not know that animals are trying to control them. We cats had been very successful in ruling over them in Egypt.We had a very luxurious life and occupied position’s with the ministers.But things changed and we where overthrown all thanks to mans best friend.We faced such a difficult time to such an extent that our big brothers[big cats] were almost extinct. 
We haven’t forgotten our history and we will do our best to rule the world again.To make sure we rule the world again we have started a training program for every kitten. The training program includes 
Catch the red dot
Purr-justsu[Ninjutsu]
Cuteness and Human manipulation 
Silent assassination [Who the hell do u think killed Laden].

Even after so much of cuteness,planning and handwork some how the cows where able outwit us. I am surprised as i thought, they where lazy beast who had zero intellect. Now we need to be cautious, I have instructed all my fellow cats to keep an eye on cows as we need to know about their strategy.But we can’t slack off either. I had to improvised my plan to rule the world. We are now going to infiltrate the rashtrapati bhavan and PMO office, Catonize[hyptonize] the PM, president and entire parliament.The first law that we are going to pass is:

ANY ONE WHO GIVES DOG’S FOOD TO CAT MUST BE PURR-SECUTED

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