Lucille UttermohlenBehind Every bright orange Presidential Fool is a vicious Evil GeniusDonald Trump is an idiot. Not only did he (Thank God) lose the presidency, but he has lost hundreds of lawsuits. His business empire was…Nov 4, 2022Nov 4, 2022
Lucille UttermohlenExcuse me, Government, Could You Scoot Over? This Bed is too Small for Both of UsNo one likes abortion. It is scary and painful for the woman who has it. It is homicide to those opposed to it. The procedure will always…Nov 3, 2022Nov 3, 2022
Lucille UttermohlenReady, Aim, KillMAGA heads are so attached to their guns that it almost seems they approve of mass murder. The only reason to have a gun is for…Nov 2, 20221Nov 2, 20221
Lucille UttermohlenLet’s address a really strange question.Some are stupid enough to hope the answer is “yes.” Some, and I mean the ones who can read and are sane, pray the answer is a resounding…Nov 2, 2022Nov 2, 2022
Lucille Uttermohlen“Dr” Oz, Dog KillerMaybe one of you MAGA heads can explain this to me. Why does “Dr.” Oz hate dogs? Dogs are such sweet, loyal animals. Their reputation for…Oct 27, 2022Oct 27, 2022
Lucille UttermohlenLike it or not, we have to work with each otherWe are living in dangerous times. There is the pandemic, of course. There is a dangerous war in Ukraine. Runaway inflation is a concern. We…Mar 15, 2022Mar 15, 2022
Lucille UttermohlenMike Pence: Unlikely American HeroI would never vote for Mike Pence even if his only duty were to capture stray members of the canine persuasion. Still, he does deserve…Mar 8, 2022Mar 8, 2022
Lucille UttermohlenMamma Carlson, Did You HAVE to Call him Tucker?I used to have a dear friend named Tucker. He had beautiful thick blonde hair and deep brown eyes that could convince you to do whatever he…Mar 1, 2022Mar 1, 2022
Lucille UttermohlenDid George Washington Chop Down a Cherry Tree?If he did, would he admit it?Feb 22, 2022Feb 22, 2022