“Gareeb hoga tera baap aur mera watchman. And meri kaam-wali bai, and driver, and auto-wala, and cook, and woh McDonald’s ke counter ke peeche wale log, and of course all the gaon-waale, and anyone who stood in line for demonetization or an Aadhaar card.
And those people are not on our internet. Woh log sirf free mein Jio SIM leke baithe hain. (Dekha mera Ambani kya kya chamatkaar kar sakta hai! Tune kya ukhada hai Spiegel ke bacche?)”