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Common Golfing Gripes And How To Get Around Them

We all get pretty passionate about our favourite sports, and for us golf fans, there are more than a few common annoyances that can really drive us mad! If you find yourself getting angry with any of the following golfing crimes, we’re here for you…

Tired of spectators crowding around the golf ball?

Try proximity exploding paint golf balls.

Shouty spectators: the biggest annoyance of all.

See if guard towers will silence them.

If there are too many stupid outfits distracting you from the game…

Call in the fashion police.

Tired of tech? You’re not the only one.

Send out electromagnetic disturbances with an EMP (electromagnetic pulse) generator.

If crowding is still an issue…

Try electric fences instead.

Too many animals getting in the way of the game?

Animal guards can see to that.

For the whole graphic, visit Online Golf’s website here.