- Quickly devour 10 biscuits stood over the sink as soon as the baby falls asleep as you don’t know when you will get the chance to eat again
- Use a breastpad as a coaster for your cup of tea
- Wonder why the cat is being so annoying and then realise it hasn’t had food or water for 3 days
- Spill food on the baby whilst breastfeeding and convince yourself that the baby has some horrific skin disease that turns out to be croissant
- Vow that you won’t put any pictures of your precious baby on social media and then have to resist the urge to update your profile with pics every 5 seconds
- When the baby finally has a nap during the day, instead of having a super productive 20 minute bathroom cleaning session you just inhale a bag of crisps and sit on the sofa staring vacantly into space
Can you add anymore to these? Leave yours as comments on the article, I bet there are lots I have forgotten!
