7 Reasons Your Hips Might Have To Lie

Shakira might have the pelvis of a saint but the rest of us are mere mortals and our body parts may on occasion be required to tell a porky pie or two.

Here are the situations in which it’s entirely acceptable for your hips to lie.

1. They forgot your spleen’s birthday.
2. Your head asked them if it suits this new hat.
3. Your liver asks them if they’ve been mis-sold PPI.
4. Your brain asks them if they’ve ever read 50 Shades of Grey.
5. Police Constable Fingernails asks them if they know how fast they were going back there.
6. Your hands buy them unflattering trousers and ask how they like them.
7. Your nose asks if someone just farted.