An Incomplete List of Sex Advice for Men, by a Professional Sex Haver
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This is all very well, but how is a girl supposed to select a good father for her child without body odour to guide her? Surely its better for her to sort out the wheat from the chaff at an early stage than go through the whole process of courting only to catch a whiff of him ‘unprotected’ and suddenly realise he isn’t suitable.

Goodness knows how many divorces have resulted from women coming off the contrceptive pill and suddenly being able to process the smell of their husband for the first time. This only makes things worse. Women have a better sense of smell than men for good evolutionary reasons.

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