Everything You Need to Know about the Edinburgh Fringe from Someone Who’s Never Been to the Edinburgh Fringe
A comedian’s 5-part pep talk for YOU (not about ME) ((a little about ME))
As an expert on the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, which I’ve never fully attended,* I am honored to write this definitive pre-fringe pep talk.
*Disclaimer: in 2018, I snuck over and did 5 free shows and got as many blowjobs.
As the Fringe countdown reaches single day digits, and everyone’s resting heart rate reaches triple digits, let’s take a moment to collectively breathe.
In.
Out.
In.
Hold.
Hold.
Die.
Be reborn.
Assuming you’re also a neurotic, chaotic mess with depressive tendencies putting the final (or first**) touches on your 2019 Fringe show, the coming days are a clusterfuck of emotion and excitement.
**Disclaimer: If you’re putting the first touches on your show: dear God you’re screwed. Otherwise…
You got this! Here’s your therapist-ordered pep talk:
2019 Edinburgh Fringe Official Pre-Fringe Pep Talk