1. You can eat pancakes whatever fucking time of day you want to eat pancakes.

2. Electric bills don’t actually go away when you ignore them. Sort of sucks.

3. You can’t write a book proposal in one night, even if you try really hard.

4. “Behemoth” is pronounced like “be-HEEE-mith.” (I just learned this like yesterday.)

5. You actually can make new friends when you aren’t in school anymore. Some of them can be a few years older or a few years younger than you even.

6. Yoko Ono is mean as hell on the phone.

7. Coffins are expensive, so you shouldn’t buy one unless someone you like a lot died.

8. Everyone you love will betray you in the end (or maybe just @Horse_ebooks will).

9. Unlimited vacation time isn’t.

10. that’s it that is all I learned thank you