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Delicious New Recipes for Subverting Capitalism
And your weekly Booty Ghost devotional pamphlet
‘Lo children!
Gentle here with another list of suggestions for how you might improve yourself in the eyes of our Lord Booty Ghost! Increase your chances of spending your eternal afterlife in a lush, bouncy wonderland of round things in your face:
With that to entice you, I want to introduce one of our cult’s priestesses! The Lady Viki Winter is responsible for this gorgeous spellblade, and you can see more angles on that fantastic booty on her Instagram page.
Lady Winter does the majority of the 3D modeling work around here. She modeled our previous Headroom, and she’s working on something new in that vein that we shall tantalize you with:
New recipes for subverting capitalism
As you know, our cult is not dedicated to bringing about an apocalypse. We believe the apocalypse already happened, and we…