The LIFE Update
Patch notes Christian version 21.2c
The long-awaited LIFE Update is finally here! This patch brings a myriad of changes and improvements to the Christian module, as well as a few well-needed nerfs. The biggest change in this patch is undoubtedly the new REALITY Function, which sound a wake-up call during those pesky times when Christian internalizes everything, resulting in overheating and/or complete server malfunction. We hope that the REALITY Function will help to quell the frequency of these occurrences.
Elsewhere in the patch, travel! In version 21.2c we’ve increased Christian’s range and made a few tweaks to how the economy works. This means increased flexibility and peace of mind for when Christian goes traveling. Within the next few weeks, plan on seeing updates from us on several great locations!
We take great pride in providing the most integrated and engaging experience possible. With this in mind, we’ve added a slew of new events to Christian’s calendar; namely, “Philosophy Fridays” wherein a group of well-read and critical thinking individuals from all ends of the political and moral spectrum gather for beer and discuss all things theology and philosophy. To help with this adjustment, we’ve tweaked the numbers on Christian’s motivation and debating abilities. Other added events include “The Decemberists at the O2 Academy, Glasgow” a rousing concert featuring a merry band of hyper-literate multi-instrumentalists; and a four day event entitled “Campus SRC elections,” which required us to substantially boost responsibility and interview skills.
Rest assured, there is much more in store for the coming weeks. Check out the full patch notes below and leave a comment telling us what you think!
GENERAL CHANGES
- Fixed sense of humor working incorrectly
- Fixed a bug that was causing Christian to think Tinder was a good idea
- Updated quality of work to reflect time put into it
- Christian will now check to see if long-term plans may be affected by sudden spontaneous activity
- Adjusted physical description to include: “Has a beard.”
- Lowered prerequisite standards for mid-week drinking
- Daily rain tolerance increased from 2/3/4 days a week to 5/6/7 days a week
- Fixed Christian struggling to get up before 12 pm
- Improved functionality for “listening” and “not interrupting”
- Added friends
VERSION 21.2c
- Stress levels rescaled from I’m fine, I’ll get it done to I cannot breathe, this is due in an hour
- Rescaled instances of guilt from 7/8/9 a day to 4/5/6 every two days
- Increased minimum threshold for alcoholic drinks from 2/3/4 to 5/6/7
- Excitement increased from 8.5 to 9.5
- Debating skills increased from 3 to 4
- Interview skills increased from 5 to 6
- Research skills increased from 3 to 4
- Motivation adjusted to increase on a exponential scale, depending on when the assignment is due
- Added “fangirl” functionality to apply to the Decemberists
- Adjusted selfishness occur less frequently
- Nostalgia rescaled from 2–3 times a week to “why does everything remind me of home”
- Responsibility decreased below acceptable levels. This appears to be a bug, and we are working on fixing it soon.
- Increased Skyping frequency with parents and grandparents
- Fixed blog post frequency
- FILDI functionality added
- REALITY functionality added
- General contentment with life increased substantially
Christian is a real-life simulator currently studying abroad in Glasgow, Scotland. Check back here for updates on what Christian is up to, beginning with a trip to London this weekend. Try the module for free at medium.com/a-half-mile-ahead.
