Donovan introduces himself to Sally the Stegosaurus

Donovan walks over to Sally and attempts to be smooth. By approaching her first, he has already blown his chance with the hottest Steg he’s ever laid eyes on. To win over these complicated creatures, you must play hard to get. Instead, Don decides to put his best foot forward.

His best foot forward consists of: “Hiya, I’m do you like Don phones?” Donovan gets nervous around pretty girls.

Predictably, Sally turns him down. But on the upside, Donovan gets his new phone. He’ll remain single for the near future.

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