Donovan is single and sad

Not getting laid is taking its toll on Donovan. “Nothing’s comin’ up Don,” he tells his friends. He can’t take being single and unemployed anymore.

Like a T-rex possessed, our dino buddy locks himself in his room one Friday night and applies to over fifty jobs. On top of that, he downloads a dating app called Kindling and swipes right on every single girl he comes across. Don’s theory is that if he opens himself up to as many opportunities as possible in the job world, as well as the dating sphere, then at least one company or girl is going to come calling. Right?

Right. Kind of.

He gets a call from a job he didn’t even apply to, and he never hears back from any jobs or women he “opened himself up to” that lame Friday night.

The job is basically a data entry position for a health insurance company called Terra Firma. It’s a prestigious organization, but Don’s not sure it’s exactly what he wants to do. His parents have given him conflicting advice.

A. If you think Donovan should take the job, click here.

B. If you think Donovan should wait for a better opportunity, click here.