QUIZ: Choose Some Ways to Die and We’ll Tell You Which FRIENDS Character is Your Mom

You’re cruising on the Atlantic when your ship tragically hits an iceberg. Would you rather…

1. Slowly sink to the murky depths
2. Get too chilly on the lifeboat
3. Be a midnight snack for a sweet sharky boy

You’re hiking in a deserted forest and realize you’ve lost the trail and all hope. Would you rather…

1. Pick a fight with a fluffy grizzly bear
2. Poke an angry bee hive with a stick
3. Try out a handful of those bright orange mushrooms you saw all the animals avoiding

You’re on a flight to live your #bestlife in Cabo. Would you rather…

1. Choke on the too salty peanuts
2. Have one too many G&Ts and hit your head in the lavatory
3. Get sucked out of a window and fly like a bird till the end

Your mom is… ROSS!!! Everyone’s mom is Ross now. I dare you to check. You’re going to call her in a minute and she’s going to pick up the phone and scream, “WE WERE ON A BREAK!” She will be insufferable until you can lift the curse.

QUIZ: Answer three random questions and we will tell you how to lift the curse that turned your mom into Ross

What’s your Hogwarts house?

1. Hufflepuff
2. Gryffindor
3. Ravenclaw
4. Slytherin

Which #millennial snack is your go to?

1. Rainbow bagel
2. Avocado toast
3. Sharp cupcake
4. Eel head pizza cup

How many times have you been visited by the one who follows the river and speaks only in riddles?

1. 7
2. 12
3. Who told you?!
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Okay, I don’t know how to lift the curse! I don’t even know how to lift my own curse! I can only communicate via this quiz format and let me tell you, it is HELL. Maybe having Ross as your mom will be fun! She can tell you all about dinosaurs and have a pet monkey. I mean, she will be just insufferable 90% of the time but it could be worse.

Ugh, FINE! I might know a guy who can help you.

QUIZ: Can we guess which ancient wizard can lift your curse based on your top three favorite Ariana Grande songs?

What is your favorite song from Dangerous Woman?

1. Dangerous Woman
2. Into You
3. Side to Side

What is your favorite song from Sweetener?

1. No Tears Left to Cry
2. God Is a Woman
3. Breathin

What is your favorite song from Thank U, Next?

1. Thank U, Next?
2. Imagine
3. 7 Rings

His name is Rudlefund the Righteous and you’ll find him in the smallest cave between the Forest of White Wind and the Tower of Marlug the Fair. Oh, and sometimes he hangs out at Bennu. You’ll have to bring him a cassette of some Ariana Grande songs to get him to help you because he’s crazy about her but he stopped understanding technology in early 1981. Please don’t tell him I sent you.