A Parent Is Born
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A Parent Is Born

My Kids Have Potty Mouths

I don’t know where the **** they get it.


I looked at my 12-year old.

She was staring into our snack cabinet and holding the doors open, only a few feet away from me. I was in the middle of grabbing a beer out of the fridge when, from behind the open door of my Maytag, I heard the exclamation.




Because the moment a child is born, a parent is born, too.

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Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix is the author of numerous books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has four kids and is super tired, you guys.

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