My Houseplants Are Trying To Kill Me

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With perfectly manicured lawns dominating the suburban landscape, you would think that suburban prisoners would have abdicated the throne of houseplant supremacy to urban Millennials.

However, for the overly competitive brats in the suburbs, houseplant preeminence was payback for all those outrageous tolls cities erected so those suburban commuters could enjoy city traffic gridlock, exorbitant…