J is for Jokes!
J is the 10th letter of the alphabet. It’s time for some laughs!
All the dyslexics I know have a great sense of humor. They’re especially good with self-deprecating humor!
Enjoy …
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association
My friends all want to play HORSE, but I can’t seem to get past the H.
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained spiritual enlightenment?
She kept repeating OOOOMMM!
A dyslexic boy asked his mother for McDonald’s.
She told him: “You can have one if you can spell it.”
The boy replied: “Fine, I’ll have KFC!”
If Faust had been dyslexic, he would have sold his soul to Santa!
I’ve got a joke about dyslexia.
If you don’t get it, I’ll spell it out for you.
My teachers said I couldn’t do poetry because of my dyslexia.
But so far I’ve made two bowls and a vase.
I never get tired of jokes about dyslexia even though I have it.
I wish I could read all of them.
I used to go to Hogwarts but they kicked me out because of my dyslexia.
Apparently spelling matters.
I’d make a joke about dyslexia
But I’d probably get it mixed up.
I have dyslexia
I write about it in my dairy.
Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!
Takeaway:
It’s important to be able to laugh at ourselves and have a sense of humor when things are hard. Keep laughing and share these jokes to spread awareness and joy.
These J is for Jokes are the Safe For Work or Safe For School variety. If you want to explore more, look here. If you have a dyslexic joke (of the clean variety), we’d love to hear from you in the comments!
