About Me — Ash Jurberg

Is this where I type a subtitle?

In Jamaica with Bob

“That guy is an absolute idiot. He will kill himself!” TV Sports Commentator talking about Ash Jurberg, May 2001.

How do I make this interesting? It can’t sound like a LinkedIn resume. Or a job application. And it better not come off like a Tinder profile.

I don’t want to sound boastful, but I do want to show off just a little. I know, let's run it like a chat at a cafe. Sit down with me and grab a coffee. If it is after 12 pm, wherever you are when you are reading, then just substitute coffee for alcohol. And if you don't drink coffee or alcohol, well…. OK, then please get a tea or a smoothie, even water.

I know I have a strong Aussie accent and can speak quickly so I’ll try and slow it down.

Ready?

Let’s go!

Drink One: Stand up, show up, get up

I love to make people laugh.

Jerry Seinfeld once said, “According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”