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About Me — Caro Kocel
21 Facts About the Lesser-Known Caro-Fish
The Caro-Fish is a highly migratory sunshine fish whose habitats include Savoie — France, Tokyo and Usami — Japan, Pohnpei — Federated States of Micronesia (FSM), and Suffolk — England. Feeding habits: predominantly seeks plants of local lands and weeds of local waters, also gorges on peanut butter. The specimen of the Caro-Fish pictured here is most commonly spotted hula-hooping, writing, and making each day count. Expected lifespan: 33,580 days of which 13,504 are complete. If the life of this Caro-Fish was condensed into one waking day from 5am to 9pm, there’s a little less than one hour left until lunchtime. Here are 21 facts from the first six hours:
- The Caro-Fish brainstorms in 21s
to flex the creative muscle, encourage idea-creation, and think of new connections. Previously she brainstormed in 20s until she listed “Things divisible by 3 are stronger” in “20 reasons why brainstorming in 20s is a terrible idea”. - The Caro-Fish is laying fallow for at least 6-months from July 2021
Having fulfilled her job responsibilities against an 11-hour time difference for over one year, she will now be resting, recuperating, and…. - Rowing across at least one country per year
Rowing 60 miles across Scotland fulfilled 2020’s goal to be in or on the water more than in…