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About Me — Joshua J. Lyon, BSQP, CNP
A brief comprehensive story
Hi. I’m Josh. A few things that pop out about me wherever I go are that I am very courteous and respectful. And analytical — sometimes I lose people in conversation.
Actually, I lost talking to a girl with a master’s degree in counseling because of it. Crazy, right? And it was from a psychology conversation!
Comedy is a big part of my everyday existence, too, whether it is writing or talking with friends (I don’t really talk in public unless I’m getting paid for it). My hairstylist thinks I should start public speaking about the psychology of good relationships, though.
And I write about what you think I write about, too — I’m on Medium…
Let’s start from the beginning. In the beginning God created the Heav — fast forward to the year 0 AD to pay respects to baby Jesus. Salute. Then fast forward again 1,988 years. I was born in June 1988 — a great year if you didn’t already know, on the planet Krypton, but landed in Pennsylvania to grow as a human for no apparent reason aside from being a gift to all of you. You’re welcome.
In the real story, I actually lost all my powers coming to earth, not gaining them. There’s no proof, so you’ll have to take my word for it. Or go ahead and write to the CIA — then let me…
