About Me — Lara Kulpa

Former zookeeper, lifelong artist, mama, wife, and Chief Creative Mess-maker. A quasi-analytical creative who loves life, my family, and random road trips with my kiddo.

Hi. I’m Lara, and I suck at writing about myself so I’m making this a listicle. Short blurbs of facts, ideas, and thoughts about myself and my life and the things that make me who I am. I hope that you’ll feel compelled to read them all, and maybe let me know if any of them resonate, inspire, or even thoroughly disappoint you. Whatever, dood — your feelings are your feelings!

An Unnumbered List of Things About Lara Kulpa

• I’m an only child, with an only child whom I birthed in my mid-30s. My husband is one of two, my dad is an only , and my mother is one of 9.
• I’m currently raising my daughter in the home my grandmother raised my dad, and yes, I feel her presence here.
• I grew up in a small village in upstate New York, and the United States Postal Service refuses to acknowledge the streets here, so we all have to go to the post office to get our mail.
• My favorite food is sushi. Followed by cooked seafood. Then it’s pizza, tacos, or anything with pasta.