About Me — Ossai Chinedum

Hopefully you relate to as little here as possible

I’m Ossai Chinedum, 22yr old student of animal science, and these are my many, eh, packages.

1. I’m clumsy; like I have little precision and artistic prowess in me
2. I have bad handwriting. See number 1
3. The sound of chewing disgusts the hell out of me. I will literally stab your eye with a fork if you chew like a goat near me
4. I stutter when I’m nervous or angry, or embarrassed
5. Im trypophobic and also claustrophobic
6. I’m scared of dogs
7. I love cats. Not just house cats, big cats
8. I talk to myself a lot, like full on conversations.
9. I think a lot and try to anticipate a lot of scenarios. Sometimes I think up to the point where I’m trying to anticipate conversations with people and how they’d respond.
10. I’m quite short tempered
11. I appreciate dark humor, a lot
12. I’m kind of an average student tbh
13. I’ve become more of a pacifist. I’ll huff and puff but will most likely never blow anything down
14. Favorite fruit: watermelon
15. Least favorite fruit: pineapple

Here are some of my top philosophies in life

1. Finish everything you have to do today so you can have a lot of free time tomorrow. In other words, if the task is for 10 days, finish everything in 3 days so you can enjoy your free time. I know this sounds stupidly obvious but you’ll be surprised at how many notorious procrastinators are reading this.
2. Be very wary of stray dogs. Many are damaged mentally. I’ve seen first hand what rabies has done to a human being, it’s horrible.
3. If you have the chance to run from a fight, run! The people cheering you on will not contribute a penny to your hospital bills or a dime for your funeral.
4. Brutal honesty is not a flex. Diplomacy is one of the signs of an intelligent person.
5. You can outgrow a shirt, pair of shoes, a favorite cartoon. What you don’t outgrow, however, are your friends. You don’t have to shed them off because you’re in a better financial situation than you were yesterday. They’re the ones you might meet on the way down the ladder.

What topics do I like to write about?

I will write about pretty much anything that interests me.

What makes you unique?

Well I don’t know if it counts but I have the ability to completely fabricate ridiculous scenarios in my head and physically feel the emotions attached to it. I also have the ability to read minds, but as it stands, I can only read my own mind

Oh well, I hope you relate to as little here as possible.