About Me — Sarah Lau Parker

“She’ll bend over backward to keep doing nice things for people who’re complete asshats to her.”

Photo by author, taken the day she came down with Covid-19. Here she is cuddling with her cat, blissfully unaware of the fact that she’s about to get her brain poked, then be isolated in a room for the next 14 days.

I could list a bunch of facts about myself, but I’m a lazy ass, so I made my family, friends, and some random people do it for me:

“I always think of myself as short until I look at my mom.”
-teenage daughter

“Very kind and followed my instructions. I’m very grateful!”
-Doordash customer

“It’s been a long journey…”
-friend

“My sister is the kind of person who made me watch Unsolved Mysteries and X-Files when I was 7 so I would have nightmares for the rest of my life, but she’s also the kind of person who would teach my kids about the birds and bees so I don’t have to.”
-only sister

“You’re a crazy cat lady.”
-8 yr old daughter

“She’ll bend over backward to keep doing nice things for people who’re complete…