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About Me — TeeJay Small
Professional writer, amateur adult, hydration enthusiast.
What can be said about me that hasn’t already been poorly articulated by a conservative news pundit lamenting the rise of the nebulous left?
My name is TeeJay Small. I’m a comedy writer with a focus on current events, an aspiring screenwriter, winner of the coveted ‘Best TeeJay’ award, and creator of fake awards to lend myself additional credence when I get insecure. I’m also a serial em-dash abuser, sender of far too many crying face emojis, and I will fight to the death for my right to employ the Oxford comma. I welcome you to do the same!
If you want to play exceptionally fast and loose with what titles I may afford myself, I suppose I could say I’m a political activist. I’m an activist in so much as many of the Facebook arguments I engage with err on the side of basic human rights which roughly half of the United States population have decided are firmly on the chopping block. I’m a huge fan of small children not becoming hot soup at the hands of billionaire funded wars propagated to further enrich the wealthy at the expense of the working class for decades at a time, and if that makes me a “socialist libtard commie” than c’est la vie. (That’s French for “Fuck you, Jeff Bezos!”)
