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ABOUT ME
About Me — All About Bicho for Your Eyes Only
I’m a fraud. My son says I’m a Wi-Fi dictator.
Are you a fraud too?
……Please enter the roller coaster car and pick a comfy seat.
1. Stop looking at my abs and scroll down.
2. Keep your hands where I can always see them.
3. You dislike me already? Oh! Ok, just block me. No offence taken.
4. You can skip any section, temporarily or forever. Skip directly to the Glorious Golden Showers if you wish, or The Big Picture.
4. You are free to leave the roller coaster car at any time, at any height. Ciao!
5. Please make yourself comfortable and enjoy the ride.
7. Yes, there are 2 fours and a missing 6.
8. Caffè macchiato served during the ride. Be careful of hot spills. There might be some sharp turns and even loops.
9. Other writer’s typos are my pet peeve… Mine are killing me.
10. Ending on 9 would have been sad. Here’s your 10!
For those that did not get a coffee, I’ll keep it easy on you. Below is your Table of Content (TOC) version depending on your caffeine intake.
