Four ‘Die Hard’ Carols

‘Die Hard Advent Calendar’ £10.99 on amazon

1. ‘Ding dong Nakatomi Tower:
   Die Hard’s a Christmas movie.
   When they smack out all the power
   The FBI come looming:
   Gruu-
   -uu uu uuuuu-
   -uu uu uuuuu -
   - uu uu uuu uuuuber:
   Hans Gruber hits the pavement.’

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2. ‘Silent night
Tower’s alight
John McClane
Has to fight
Got no shoes on but he doesn’t care
In the air-con ducts with a lighter
Tapes a gun to his ba-
-aack
Duct-tapes a gun to his back.’

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3. ‘Yippy kay ay
Thou little tiny child
Yippy kay ay MF

I dropped the dynamite
Down lift shaft all alight

So I sing yip kay ay.’

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4. ‘I saw a police car driving in
To check things out
To check things out
But then it drove away again
And so I dropped a cadaaaver

I dropped this bad guy on his roof
And dented it
And dented it
And this was firm and solid proof
To welcome him to the paaaarty.’