An Open Letter to the British Tabloids

Front-page headlines on the news that the Sussexes plan to step back as “senior” members of the royal family, on January 9, 2020. | Daniel Leal-Olivas/Getty Images

Uh … hello British tabloids, sorry to interrupt your Fish ‘N Chips or is it tea time?

You do understand that you are mentally not well, don’t you?

And you are keeping your readership mentally indisposed as well.

You are the epitome of White Preservation Media.

You use the Racial Hierarchy to drive profits as you routinely emote a cauldron of fear … fear of a Black planet that is.

Yes, you know what levers to pull, what buttons to push, what spectacle to headline.

Meghan? What a gift to you.

Her child Archibald? Even better.

Hey, how bout putting his name on the same line as “chimp” followed with “aw, we were just joking, just jolly good fun, why, you don’t find this funny? Well then, we apologize for being impolite.”

Impolite.

Yeah, that’s sure to sell. That’ll get’em.

So here’s to you and your American counterparts.

The bowels of the Racial Hierarchy continue to move in your flavor.

And the stench suffocates on both sides of the pond.

Tallyho.