Brothers, We Need To Talk about Keke Palmer
(Not Really, but we need to talk about male insecurity)
Keke Palmer
First and foremost, Keke Palmer is now a mother, so she has no business dressing as sexy as she did that day. She also has no business getting serenaded by Usher. As a Black mother — the type of woman we as Black men only respect under strict conditions — she should have never even been there. As a Beautiful queen, Keke Palmer should have been home, tending to her child, cleaning the bathroom, and rolling her man’s socks.
WAIT — ladies before you slaughter me, please know that this was a joke in mockery. Haha. Hahahaha.
Insecure Men
Men — Black men — we really need to re-evaluate this line of thinking. But before we begin, can we give Aaron McGruder his flowers? Over a decade ago, Aaron McGruder gave us what we call “the Usher episode” on his Boondocks cartoon series. Hilariously, this Keke Palmer thing is a live-action version of that episode that appeared sixteen years ago. Hilarious when writers predict the future.
For those who don’t know what happened: Keke Palmer, a young, beautiful Black actress, got serenaded by Usher while sitting in the audience of one of his live shows in Las Vegas. Keke Palmer’s man by way of…