Trump’s Shoes Are Just Like Him
Donald Trump dropped a sneaker. The shoes are like him — ugly, loud, and stupid looking.
They look like the shoes pugilists wear to box in even though we all know Trump couldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight.
Trump’s shoes are wannabes just like him — the wannabe dictator, wannabe winner of the 2020 presidential election, wannabe greatest president ever, and wannabe successful businessman. Interestingly enough, the only things Trump has ever been successful at are being a con-artist, criminal, and cult leader.
I mean, the shoes are like him in so many ways.
They’re LOUD, gaudy, gauche, tacky, attention-seeking, and made to look like they’re expensive with their gold veneer, but we all know they’re fake.
While the shoes called the The Never Surrender High-Top Sneaker retail for $399, I’m sure they’re worth about $10, and that’s me being generous.
I mean, what does Donald Trump know about tennis shoes anyhow but a grift is a grift is a grift.
Donald Trump unveiled his shoe Saturday at the “Sneaker Con” in Philadelphia one day after a New York judge ordered him to pay over 350 million dollars in damages for fraud and barred him for doing business in New York for three years. This is because Trump inflated his net worth over the years in…
