Trump “Guess Who” Contest Submission
TO: WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
RE: TRUMP GAMING ESTABLISHMENTS OPEN SUBMISSION “GUESS WHO” CONTEST
DEAR SIR(S): BELOW IS MY SECOND CONTEST SUBMISSION. THANK YOU FOR REVIEWING.
Trump isn’t describing a future America. He’s doing stand up y’all — maybe the biggest most epic run ever — and revealing the America we live in. Do you realize that bro is consciously TURNING the world against the people who support him? By continuing to make more extreme statements, everyone who’s even close to him on the spectrum is getting DESTROYED.
They look weak for not being as racist and racist when they have a similar policy: HE KNOW THIS. Bro has pulled back the curtain on the nature of Nixon’s Southern Strategy in a way no D ever could. Do you think any of these GOP candidates can ever look like anything but a Trump with smaller balls again? No — and he knows this.
THIS IS A GAME MASTER AT PLAY Y’ALL and game masters only play for fun. And you know what’s even more amazing? As soon as he’s done, we will know exactly who it was who wanted America to be a racial totalitarian state: bec they keep posting pics of themselves.
Bro has single handedly disarmed the GOP leadership AND revealed the nasty truth of its base. Ronald Reagan did the same to the left: he was able to show they really were just humorless closet bolsheviks and it devastated all their moral arguments for DECADES until finally a generation was born who didn’t remember it. This my friends is true stagecraft right here.
And the thing is, if I’m wrong, it doesn’t matter. Trump has set one tone from the beginning for his opponents: BEAT ME. Be more honest than me (the comic’s challenge). Work harder than me (the business leaders challenge). Come up with a better idea than me (the IQ genius’ challenge). Prove you’ll risk more than I will (the masculine hero’s challenge). Show you have more passion than me, more desire for messiness of life (the lover’s challenge). HAVE MORE FUN THAN ME (the Trickster’s Challenge). They might have better ideas and just as good of a work ethic as he does, but he beats them on all other counts.
Bro reveals 1/3 of the right to be complete Nazis and 90% of the left to be pinheads with no cajones all in one swoop. Like liberals are supposedly so smart but not one of them has figured out that the candidate to beat Donald Trump IS ANOTHER COMIC. But when moderns become postmoderns part of that process is temporarily losing your taste for blood so I get it. I guess you guys should just go cry and read Mother Jones some more.
Lol Barbara Bush hates this dude more than anything in the world, too. His name is at the top of her list, and Babs only keeps two lists so you can be sure Donny ain’t on the nice one. Like a pro-Trump FB pic is going to be a mark of shame for DECADES in this country, and everyone but the actual poster knows it. Who’s brilliant idea was that? Who saw that and thought it was kind of hilarious? DONALD’S TRUMP Y’ALL.
OLD DT IS DOING WHAT ALPHAS DO BABY: fight with all the love in their hearts. Smart alphas fight for their own benefit or for something good. REALLY smart alphas fight to reveal the world we actually live in, so that natural transformation occurs as everyone’s consciousness — or even just knowledge — shifts to the next level. And he is KILLING on the main stage y’all. Look at it. This dude is shining a mirror on all of you and every second he’s got that goofy prep school prankster look on his face. BECAUSE HE WAS A GOOFY PREP SCHOOL PRANKSTER Y’ALL.
All you gotta do to beat Donald Trump is have a bigger (ahem) “passion” than his and be smarter than him at public performance and care less about your own public image or safety. In other words, be more of a man than he is. He has RUINED any career Ted Cruz of Jindal or Jeb ever had bec every soundbite proves they don’t have a bigger “passion” and they don’t care less about their own safety or career than they do about having fun.
DT set this up as a game of chicken, and NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY. God I wanna play so bad. I’m not at that level but I LOVE playing chicken y’all. WHOO HOO!!! Banzai till I DIE y’all lolol
THIS is why bro only pretends to go after the person he actually has decided to elect: Hillary. DT knows you can’t defeat women as candidates — and I say all of this knowingly speaking in traditional gendered terms bec that is the milieu here — by challenging them to risk their own safety or futures more than you will… Or can you? I don’t think he wants to. If he wanted to beat Hillary he would have switched parties.
Huff Post called his campaign a sideshow and did this BIZARRE two step where they put him in the Entertainment section until yesterday when they declared him a threat to national security and moved him back into politics and news. HUFFINGTON POST ACCUSED DONALD TRUMP OF BEING AN ENTERTAINMENT OUTLET AND NOT A REAL, SERIOUS THING. let that sink in for just a second. No seriously: just give it a minute. Okay: who again is the sideshow here?
Y’all old Donald is gonna walk on stage at the convention and take a bow and be like “I want to thank everyone so much for making this happen, don’t forget to tip your servers, our next performer is audience choice, have a great night” and then BOOM drop the mic and walk offstage. Where do you think he got this idea? Like he is laughing at ALL of you. And the genius of his set — his epic run — is this: he’s left you only one way to beat him, one you lost YEARS ago, one the Donald has had all along: START LAUGHING AT YOURSELVES.
Whichever candidate or party does that first and best, wins, and they will likely set the tone for this century.
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