I’m Channeling My Inner Amy Schumer

but I don’t have the nerve to do stand up

Marla Bishop
Nov 6 · 2 min read
Photo by Ben White on Unsplash

So I was cycling to work this morning and a familiar scenario started running through my mind. I’m in a small pub standing at a microphone telling a joke:

“Do you ever marvel how easy it is to get a man to do just about anything for a BJ? I mean, like, “BJ in the bathroom now if you do x for me.”

Marla Bishop

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Londoner, philosophy graduate, journalist, relationship coach, wife & mother. Just completed a year long MA in Novel Writing and working on my first novel.

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